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Its finally come! The ultimate sensation of funny nonsensible quotes!!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWZAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Stop that rhyming now; I mean it!"

"Anybody want a peanut?"

-- The Princess Bride, Vizzini and Fezzick
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A bartender is a pharmacist with a limited inventory. (Don't know who said it but it's still a good quote.)
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Whirled!
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smoking is a either
-a creative way to commit suicide
-or a replacement to making love.


i found this quite funny when first read.
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anything that ends with E is feminine
sure thing EvilTree


constar said that
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No you arent doing it right.

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"I should give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter!"

Arnold Schwarzeneger(governator) said,
"I think gay marriage should be between a man and a women!"

I crack myself up!!!
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How is this artistic?

Take it to Shootin' the Breeze.
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"Honey. Just because I talk slow, doesn't mean I'm stupid."



- Sweet Home Alabama
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Do you know know the muffin man?
The muffin man? yes...I know the muffin man, who lives on drury lane?
Well, shes....married...to the muffin man.
To the muffin man?!
TO THE MUFFIN MAN!
Shes married to the muffin man.....
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Shrek.

I can talk fluent Spanish,French, Japanese and I have a 4.0 grade average.
And you?
Well, you know, I dont like to brag.
And?
Well, thats just it, I dont like to brag.
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I got 2 of them:

1. I don't think I'm cool or hot or anything. I'm just a dork

-Ashley Olsen

2. I don't know what I'm going to do with my life, still don't

-Justin Timberlake
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"This case was taking on a new flavour... bananas" - Flavius Maximus (Rinse the Blood off of My Toga)

"Edna Mode...[laser gun points to Helen/Elasticgirl]... and guest. [gun retracts]" - Edna Mode (The Incredibles)
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I fergot who this was from but here it is:
A hollywood marrige is a succes if it outlasts milk.

"Bwhahahaha"

-Jewel Chole Lacoste aka Miss Chica Janae
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heres one

A fat guy walks into a bar..
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quote:when life gives you lemons,make lemonade.
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(thats right,i just robbed the ITP bank.)
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Someone just pulled a sly. Did you not notice this thread was on like the 3rd or 4th page? Please don't 'bump' old threads.

Life gives you lemons... he wanted qoutes, not cliches. :-P
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"When at first you dont succed, call it 1.0"

"Love may be blind, but marrige is an eye-openener"

"I fought the lawn, and the lawn won"

"Honk if you want to see my finger"

"I dont have a license to kill, i have a learners permit"

"Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you're a jerk"

"I said no to drugs but they didnt listen"

"Keep the dream alive, hit that snooze button!"

"If catapults were outlawed, then only outlaws will have catapults"

"Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and name streets after them"

"Vegetarian: Italian word for bad hunter"

"I used to have a handle on life but it broke"

"Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, and Windows for Solitary"

"Rock is dead. Long live paper and sciccors"

I would put more up but this is way too much....

I know its only supposed to be one but i wanted to posts these too
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well excuuuuuuuse me,i dont bother to look at dates.you'd bump a 5 year old thread if you were me.
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(thats right,i just robbed the ITP bank.)
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How did you find this thread?Did you keep pressing next page?Or did you use the search box. Things after about page 10 are not good to bump and usually things found in the search box are very old. The recent threads section has a couple threads that you can post in..you know when it is not good to post in a thread
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No you arent doing it right.

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holy crap!!!! how did you find this??

you made post all of that for nothing!!!!

this is like....from MAY!


its not really good to bump old threads
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I have to qoute Ozzy's signature here:

Let This Thread!!! be, let it be.
Speaking words of wisdom, let This Thread!!! be, let it be.

I don't want to see this old thread at the top of the list again... *sigh*
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you will miss 100% of shots u'll never take

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I have to qoute Ozzy's signature here:

Let This Thread!!! be, let it be.
Speaking words of wisdom, let This Thread!!! be, let it be.

I don't want to see this old thread at the top of the list again... *sigh*


Like music do ya?


Hey Dude: Ozzy Ozzman

Hey Dude, don't make it bad.
Take a old thread and make it better.
Remember to let it into the next page,
Then you can start to make it better.

Hey Dude, don't be afraid.
You were made to go out and stay offline.
The minute you post it under Camp Fire,
Then you begin to make it better.

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Dude, refrain,
Don't spam the forums upon your computer.
For well you know that you'll be a fool who plays it cool
By making this thread a little colder.

Hey Dude, don't let me down.
You have posted, now go offline.
Remember to let it onto page two,
Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and keep it there, hey Dude, please end,
You're making an excuse to deform send.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Dude, you'll do,
The movement you need is offline.

Hey Dde, don't make it bad.
Take a bad thread and make it better.
Remember to let it to the next page,
Then you'll begin to make it
Leeessss..crappy crappy crappy crappy, yeah.

Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Dude...
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-claps hands- good,good.....



okay,thread dead time.


and eviltree,yeah i went back.though i only hit about page 4 or 5....
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- What?I'm not your brother?Then what have us been through?Rush Hour 1,2,3?

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Sorry to keep this alive but.

"I think we should try that boss!"

"But when do we have bananas ?"

"When we have a banana making monkey!"

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Another

Someone grabs a lightsaber, starts whooshing it around making lightsaber noises.

Someone grabs the lightsaber off them.

"Oh thanks a lot force!"
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There are no Atheists in foxholes, this is not against Atheists but instead foxholes."
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Great, You just ruined it

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"You spilled my makiato!"

"Hakuna Matata b*tches."

-Sasha Baron Cohen
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Someone just pulled a sly. Did you not notice this thread was on like the 3rd or 4th page? Please don't 'bump' old threads.

Life gives you lemons... he wanted qoutes, not cliches. :-P


ok stop saying that I really never bumped threads unless I had a reason
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Thanks for reminding me not to do something after the fact, sly.

Steve Carrell on The Office: 'Companies are like ships. If a ship is sinking, who do you save?'

Real Captain: "Women and children, of course."

'No, IT and Tech support!'
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I don't think there will be a female Prime Minister, at least not in my lifetime

Who said this? Margeret Thatcher!
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